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My name is DJ Weiss.  I live in Denver, Colorado with my partner Richard Carlson.  I have a Bachelor or Science Degree from Colorado State University in Biological Sciences.

My work experience includes many, many years of kissing ass in both the private and public sector.  Currently, I work for myself and kiss no asses.

If you would like to know how I do it, contact me here.  Otherwise, enjoy your stay at this rather peculiar website.

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